date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
hello hi whats up so yeah these are some websites i use and they’re really really helpful and as of jan 1st. 2014, they alllll work!!!!! all of them are free, and somethings you could really use, please tell me if you need anything specific ill be glad to give you a link now weep with happiness goodbye -shakes x
- download free music
- download from 8tracks
- watch free movies/tv shows
- download free books
- free microsoft word?
- pretend to type an essay
- like the sound of a coffee shop?
- can’t remember the name of a song?
- when to pee during a movie
- convert youtube videos to mp3
- best learning website ever
- working out master post
- winged eyeliner tutorial
- pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
- how to write a good essay
- list of photo galleries
- photoshop tutorials
- kawaii emoji’s
- this can solve any math problem
- rainy mood?
- wanna know who you write like?
- create a fake tweet
- upload anything from your iPhone etc. to your laptop
- wanna know how stuff works?
- learn how to study
- learn how to make tumblr themes
- the thoughts room
- how to love yourself
- watch movies/draw/everything??? with your online friends
- create some cool shit
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him
funny that men mock women going everywhere in groups
but we’re not supposed to go out alone otherwise we might be blamed for our own rape, our own murder.
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
The solar system upon my forearm